An Urgent Message From Tom Jelneck, Coffee Brewer In Chief.

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Friends.

There is a disturbance in the force, and soon enough, it will be borderline catastrophic. Soon enough, pumpkin this and pumpkin that will be filling our social media feeds and GASP, coffee will be polluted and defiled by hundreds of millions of gallons.

Something Must Be Done.

We are the purists. We are the coffee drinkers who appreciate the bold, the beautiful, the robust taste of rich, amazing Pure Grind Coffee. We must go forth on all social media channels, on the Twitters, the Instagrams, the Facebooks, and spread the word about Pure Coffee. Friends, we may not be able to save everyone from the orange atrocity that is pumpkin spice, but if we convert one soul to seeing the light, we’ve done the universe a great service.

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So, rise up.

Be proud of your puritanical coffee drinking ways, and help to spread the word.

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