An Urgent Message From Tom Jelneck,
CHief Coffee brewer.
Friends.
There is a disturbance in the force, and as I write this, sugary sweet, triple mocha, quadruple pumps of vanilla nonsense, with whip, is being distributed around the globe, masked as coffee. Coffee is being polluted and defiled by hundreds of millions of gallons. This is NOT coffee friends, this is dessert. A wolf in sheep’s clothing.
Something Must Be Done.
We are the purists. We are the coffee drinkers who appreciate the bold, the beautiful, the robust taste of rich, amazing Pure Grind Coffee. We must go forth on all social media channels, on the Twitters, the Instagrams, the Facebooks, and spread the word about Pure Coffee. Friends, we may not be able to save everyone from the sinister onslaught of this sugary nonsense, but if we convert one soul to seeing the light, we’ve done the universe a great service.
So, rise up.
Be proud of your puritanical coffee drinking ways, and help to spread the word.
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Hurry. We don't have a lot of time to fight these atrocities to the bean. Your Pure Grind beans are being meticulously roasted for you right now, it is time to rise up, it’s time for Pure Grind in your cup.
